The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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