she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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