I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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