Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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