No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
