we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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