I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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