I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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