I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo