It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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