you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Randomize
