is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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