He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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