she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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