O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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