I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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