yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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