My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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