Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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