You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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