I must be too annoying 4 u.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
A+ Viking dick
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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