why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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