He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
