so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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