sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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