At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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