at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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