you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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