North Korea, Best Korea!
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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