allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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