small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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