My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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