So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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