It's just like the Real World with babies
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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