i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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