I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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