No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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