She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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