Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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