Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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