What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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