My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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