i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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