you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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