Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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