It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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