well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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