just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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