But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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