Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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