when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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