I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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