I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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