just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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