im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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