People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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