East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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