At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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